i'm thutch a dick. THUTCH A DICK. it'th lorin'th birthday. latht year i totally forgot about her birthday becauthe i wath too buthy thucking dick. i mean that both figuratively and literally. in the motht offenthive way pothible. tho, yeah, maybe thith year i can burn down her apartment, or thteal her prethentth and thtomp on them.. tho.. i'm thutch a fuck.
i thould thet her car on fire! hahahahah! or, i could jutht be a dick to her for not wanting to make hathte to meet my every whim and dethire? what do you think, diary? diary, i'm tho glad you're here to lithten to my feelingth and blah blah blah, i'm tho gay.
anyhoo, i love you, diary. more than i ever loved lorin. becauthe i'm a dunce.
chrithopher. Current Mood: devious
i'm so damn gay.
hahahaha, not only am i gay, but i'm the funniest girl ever.. er, i mean, eva
i mean, funniest boy
this means war.